And So You Code (Sad But Ъ, быдлокодерам посвящается)
And so you code... And so you code... And so you code...
You're at the office everyday Typing thousands lines of code you spend your days debugging scripts and your boss gives you the creeps sixty five developers planted in dark cubicles your team is always very late your work is just impossible the deadline is already missed CEO is always pissed you drown yourself in tones of code what a lousy daily mode you wish for something truly else to clean away the mess but your boss is so stubborn. You're stuck.
And so you code... And so you code... And so you code... And so you code... And so you code... And so you code... And so you code... And so you code... And so you code...
After six years you pass out you set to try uniPaaS out complex projects are now a breeze you beat deadlines with such great ease your lousy boss is now released CEO is fully pleased you take his place, you're now in charge you get an office nice and large you've been promoted, you're the boss the rest who code, it's just their loss and you are happy as you can be, Alors, now you're the boss
La la la la la laaa La la la la la laaa now you're the boss La la la la la laaa La la la la la laaa now you're the boss
now you're the boss Competition is still slow, Because they code, and so they code... and so they code... compile and load... in debug mode... and so they code... their brain corrode, because they code... and so they code... and so they code... and so they code... and so they code... and so they code... and so they code... and so they code...