No problem. So, you're in charge around here. Is that fair to say? Absolutely. I'm the boss. Okay. So, take us through a day in the life of "the boss." Well, the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (Like a boss) Approve memos (Like a boss) Lead a workshop (Like a boss) Remember birthdays (Like a boss) Direct work flow (Like a boss) My own bathroom (Like a boss) Micromanage (Like a boss) Promote synergy (Like a boss)
Hit on Deborah (Like a boss) Get rejected (Like a boss) Swallow sadness (Like a boss) Send some faxes (Like a boss) Call a sex line (Like a boss) Cry deeply (Like a boss) Demand a refund (Like a boss) Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss) No promotion (Like a boss) Fifth of vodka (Like a boss) Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) Buy a gun (Like a boss) In my mouth (Like a boss)
Oh, fuck, man. I can't fucking do it. Shit...
Pussy out (Like a boss) Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) Jump out the window (Like a boss) Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss) Score some coke (Like a boss) Crash my car (Like a boss) Suck my own dick (Like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
Chop my balls off (Like a boss) Black out in the sewer (Like a boss) Meet a giant fish (Like a boss) Fuck his brains out (Like a boss) Turn into a jet (Like a boss) Bomb the Russians (Like a boss) Crash into the sun (Like a boss) Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
Uh-huh. So, that's an average day for you then? No doubt. You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah. And I think at, uh, one point there You said something about sucking your own dick? Nope. Actually, I'm pretty sure you did. Nah, that ain't me. Oh-kay. Well, this has been eye-opening for me. I'm the boss. Yeah. No, I got that. You said it about four-hundred times. I'm the boss. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. I'm the boss. No, I heard you. See you later.