Quit acting so friendly Don't nod, don't laugh all nicely Don't think you'll up-end me Don't sigh, don't sip your iced-tea And don't say, \"It's been a while...\" And don't flash that stupid smile
Don't ask me, don't ask me, don't ask me Ask me, ask me how I've been
Don't think I've forgotten You never liked that necklace So cordial, so rotten Kiss, kiss, let's meet for breakfast Don't show up so on-time And don't act like you're so kind
Don't ask me, don't ask me, don't ask me Ask me, ask me how I've been Don't ask me, don't ask me, ow!
So don't sit there and play just So frank, so straight, so candid So thoughtful, so gracious So sound, so even-handed Don't be so damn benign And don't waste my fucking time
Don't ask me, don't ask me, don't ask me Ask me, ask me how I've been Don't ask, hey Don't ask, hey Don't ask, hey Don't, don't, don't ask me Don't, don't, don't ask me Don't, don't, don't ask me Don't, don't, don't! Don't ask me, don't ask me, don't ask me Don't ask me, don't ask me, don't ask me Ask me, ask me how I've been