Yo, turn the-- drop the, drop the drums Yeah, drop the drums (I know all the time) Step up to the mic boo (It be hard to use a Trojan) Yeah, let me hear you (Cause your shit can't breath...)
(Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time fellas It's hard to use a Trojan (Everybody wants, everybody loves) Cause your shit can't breathe It's all closed in (Sex is something that everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on (Everybody wants, everybody loves)
[Chorus: Shorty Shit Stain]
Sex is something that everybody needs Everybody wants, everybody loves
[repeat 2X] - If you want it baby if you want it babe better use a Trojan!
[Verse One:]
I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan Cause your shit can't breathe, it feels all closed in You wanna slip itoff, ohh baby I like it raw But why i wanna hurt myself for? I was walking down my block, say my block Munroe Said peace to this girl, girl said hello Well hell is low, and the lowest you can go Is thirty-two degrees, below zero So I started to rain on this young bitch brain Causin her a great relief of physical pain She said, \"Tit for tat, step off da bra strap. No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap.\" I said, \"So what?\", as I grabbed herbutt Bitch smiled for a while but her mouth kept shut Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild On welfare, but she don't care She says, \"FTF is always there.\" FTF means face-to-face Main, headquarters of your local place Where, you collect your monthly pay To support bad habits youse abuse everyday There hasnever been a girl in my entire life My girl, my next, ex or my wife And never been one who tried to disrespect I'm speakin bout the member of the opposite sex! There's somethin that I gotta let out But I don't want to be known as Ralph the Blabbermouth Quiet as kept, she thought I was soft But all I wanted to do, is knock her boots off Just from obtaining the common sense You can tell that the girl seemin rather quite dense Other than dense she played slightly bold But from the statement I made she could not uphold herself She broke down, and she started to cry she said \"Oh! I don't believe this guy!\" What what you gonna do? May I diss her? Yes you may That girl's a slut, with a hole in her butt Who used to be a meaty-bone puppy child little mutt Came to my house smellin like trout I said, \"Doggie doggie doggie, get out!!\" She did my dick, I mean she bit bad vicious Dirt Megirt, deep dark and delicious She's a doo-doo BUH Alcoholic NUH and her ass is tighter than a pair of vice GRIPS Speaking of a TUH I won't kiss, because they don't give milk Them shit, kick, see uh Let me tell you about the rash from the neck it's enough to put the ring around the collar in check She's nothin but a BUH otherknown as a WUH with an irritating ITCH from trying to SWITCH Strung out ass, foggin up glass Tell all the NUH that the pussy first class Smoke a bag of hash with the money she stash But she had to play the corner just to make that cash Pulled down her panties and scratched that rash Then rubbed it with that a pimp had slashed Tryied to get saved at the Tabernacle Prayer But the only thing holy was her shitty underwear I will change a style, always I will fix But you can not teach an old bag...
[Outro:]
Yo I ain't got to say no more Son Yo word to God man Only thing I'm saying man, is use a Trojan Kno what I'm sayin? For real man Cause it's on man You kno what I'm sayin? I had to learn that...