[Intro: Ol' Dirty Bastard] Hell Remember when we was young And we used to go (ahhhhhhhhhh) *repeated* Ah, Punch Call! No no, remember when we used to say who could do this the longest (ahhhhhhhhh) *repeated* *breaks down* Ahhhh!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! All right, I'm about to put it Goin down, down
[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty Bastard] I am the U-N-I, The Q-U-E, the G to the O-D I said I go by the unforgettable name of the man called Unique G Well, my name is known all over the world To the foxy ladies and the pretty girls I go down in history As the baddest brother that ever could be
You couldn't show me Didn't know me How to be a true MC
My advantage on the M-I-C is the slang That I manifest so you could never hang Obviously you know my name by now I done thrown stupid parties all through your town Dirt McGirt...that's my motherfucking name Love to flirt...that's my motherfucking game They said \"Who wanna be an MC?\" I am the original G-O-D Making young ladies scream's my specialty See my style, different from yours Make young bitch wanna drop the drawers
[Interlude: Icelene Jones] Fuck that bullshit Unique You my motherfucking husband I ain't got no motherfucking time for them bitches You better come home with me You better bring your motherfucking ass home tonight, motherfucker I ain't got no motherfucking time for no bitches calling my motherfucking house with that bullshit You got three fucking babies to take care of Fuck that shit
[Interlude: Ol' Dirty Bastard] Matter of fact, I gotta song for you all: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WHERE BLUEBIRDS FLY SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WHY OH WHY
HEAR ME NOW!
[Verse 2: Ol' Dirty Bastard] Style funky, you know dat's me KILLER BEE whohoho ONE MAN ARMY Down for mine when I go on tour Throw your hands in the air if you want more Style is evil is like an wicked witch With the mi-ca-phone spliggh! Funky as a bitch Which is which, makes me nasty nasty Next on the mic is the rappin NUH You want some of the Ason's gun Shoot the nigga, BLAAOW, reaches no one Then you KNOW not to touch my HOE I like livin my own fuckin show