Oh I didn’t see it coming but it came in a can Now my sweet son's sprayed into a man Mine too and hey we know just who to blame When our sons have fun with women and misbehave Old Spice! (Psh, psh!) Sprayed a man (on/of) my son Now he’s kissing all the women and his chores aren’t done He was just my little sweetie, tiny fingers, hands and feeties Now he’s touching kissing feeling all the women because Old Spice! New sprays! Sprayed a man on my son. Now he smells like a man and they treat him like one