today i woke up and went to the mirror i looked so fat, i felt like a zero i opened my fridge and drank some coke then i googled a bit and i found a blog
an author of it drinks and eats too much she takes cute pictures and says some things such as there is no need for you to conform and being fat doesn’t mean being alone
so, body positive body positive all i gonna do is be so body body positive there is no need for me too worry all these boys can sink in my fat-ish glory
i have all this beauty i need to embrace and all these curves that somebody gotta chase me and my girls we are no fakers so you just go and suck on this, haters
i secretly stalk models on instagram while chewing pies nicely cooked by my gran oh wow, now i know who i need to blame sorry, grandma, i’m not coming again
but i still have to be…
so body positive body positive all i gonna do is be so body body positive there is no need for me to worry all these boys can sink in my fat-ish glory
*fart joke*
no body positive no body positive i’m not gonna be so body body positive there is no need for me too worry i’m so cool in my non-bloated glory