Vanessa: You were a sub-standard dad But the only one I had I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall. But when I look at this thing It makes me wanna sing Maybe you're not so bad a dad after all.
At my first ever swim meet, You stepped on the other team's feet. At my recital you clapped louder than you should.
But when you taught me how to drive We actually made it home alive I guess it's possible not every part of you isn't good.
I know at times I would cringe Like when you wore all that fringe And when you went out of your way to catch that foul ball (booing)
But this piece of plastic in my hand Makes me finally understand Maybe you're not so bad a dad Not so bad a dad after all...
During Credits: Edit You were a sub-standard dad But the only one I had I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall. But this piece of plastic in my hand Makes me finally understand Maybe you're not so bad a dad Not so bad a dad after all...