They all lived happily happily happily ever after The couple is happily leaving the chapel eternally tied As the curtain descends there is nothing but loving and laughter When the fairy tale ends the heroins always a bride Ella the girl of the cinders Did the wash and the walls and the winders But she landed a prince who was brawny and blue eyed and blond Still I honestly doubt that she could ever have done it without that Crazy lady with the wand--Cinderella had outside help I've got no one but me Fairy godmother godmother godmother where can you be? I haven't got a fairy godmother. I haven't got a godmother. I have a mother. A plain, ordinary woman. Snow White was so pretty they tell us That the queen was insulted and jealous When the mirror declared that Snow White was the fairest of all She was dumped on the border But was saved by some men who adored her Oh I grant you they were small But there were 7 of them practically a regiment I'm alone in the night by myself not a dwarf not an elf not a goblin in sight That girl had 7 little men working day and night just for her Oh sure the queen gave her a poisoned apple.. even so She lived happily happily happily ever after A magical kiss counteracted the apple eventually Though I know I'm not clever I'll do what they tell me I hafta I want some happily ever after to happen to me [original] [Rapunzel had platinum tresses That were double the length of her dresses She was kept in a tower for years by a wicked old witch Till one night in despair down She scrambled by letting her hair down That's what I call quite a switch I wonder no it'll never hold I'll be finished before I begin And besides] {Revival} {Winnifred Pade of the myre Has one simple human desire Oh I ask for no more that two shoes on the floor next to mine Oh someone to fly and to float with To swim in the marsh and the moat with As for this one well, he'd be fine but now it's all up to me! And I'm burning to bring it about If I don't I'll be stuck with goodbye and good luck and get out I don't want to get out I want to get in I wanna get into some happily happily ever after} [I don't want to get out I want to get in I want to live happily happily happily ever after] I want to walk happily out of the chapel eternally tied For I know I'll never live happily ever after till after i'm a bride Then I'll be happily happy Yes happily happy And thouroughly satisfied