I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home All of my change I spent on Lou Where have his socks gone? Niall it's all wrong You ate the food we made for two Yeah, I,
I know it's hard to remember that they tried out separately It's even harder to picture, they placed at number three Harry loves to get naked, but the boys never mind As soon as they got famous, all of the fan girls broke down
Twitcams make me smile Someone should tell Niall To hide his profile I'd let Larry Stylinson prank call my friends Six R's in Terrance Zayn's no pedophile
Now I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home All of my change I spent on Lou Where have his socks gone? Niall it's all wrong Where you ate the food we made for two.
Every time I read a new fanfic Louis' munching on some carrot sticks Why is Harry's hair always perfect? Liam's only got one kidney left, yeah,
We better thank Simon Cowell for making the boys stay Louis drove the van so slow They got stopped twice that day Zayn has such beautiful eyes And perfectly quiffed hair There are women in Sweden Who wouldn't put their shirts down
Video diaries Superman Louis Liam loves Danielle Pea-zer and Zayn loves Perrie Niall and his guitar Louis and Eleanor The kazoo and Harry
I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home All of my change I spent on Lou Where have his socks gone? Niall it's all wrong You ate the food we made for two
Zayn should probably work on his dance moves Niall is a big fan of the zoo Harry used to share a flat with Lou Liam won't go near another spoon Now I'm at a Nando's