[Harry:] Her name is Noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In Keds and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me
[All:] 'Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
[Niall:] Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth He lives on my block And he drives an Iroc But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me
[All:] 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
[Zayn:] Oh, yeah, dirtbag, No she doesn't know what she's missin’ Oh, yeah, dirtbag, No she doesn't know what she's missin’
[Louis:] Man I feel like mould It's prom night and I am lonely Low and behold She's walking over to me This must be fake My lip starts to shake How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about me?
[Liam:] I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday, don't say maybe I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you
[All:] Oh yeah dirtbag, No she doesn't know what she's missin’ Oh yeah dirtbag, No she doesn't know what she's missin’