“My name is Saitama I’m here to defeat the evil that’s infested this world, a guy who’s a hero for fun.” Everyday is the same daily training along with shutting-off the A/C Finally, I’ve obtained at last overwhelming power! Never forget when it’s garbage day and the supermarket’s special bargain time ♪ (Ah, discounts discounts discounts!) Let’s use kelp as a hair-growth remedy One-Punch March “I hate listening to long speeches, shorten it to 20 words or less and try again!”
(Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon!) Killing blow ONE PUNCH One-Punch March Dancing, singing, and fighting One-Punch (ah) March~
Romaji
(Aa, sore) (Aa, yoisho) (Aa, sore sore sore sore)
‘Ore no na ha Saitama kono yo ni habikoru aku o taosu tame shumi de HERO o yatteiru mono da’ Mainichi kakasazu hibi tanren AIR CON kinshi ha kotaeta ga Tsui ni te ni ireta kono kobushi Attouteki chikara Wasurecha naranu ha gomi dashi hi SUPER no tokubaibi~♪ (Aa, yasui yasui yasui yasui) Konbu no kouka de kami haero Wanpan ondo 'Hanashi ga nagai no ha nigate da nijyu-moji inai ni kanketsu ni matomete de naoshite koi!’
(Aa, sore sore sore) Ichigeki hissatsu ONE PUNCH Wanpan ondo Odore ya utae ya tatakae ya Wanpan AH ondo~