take off your pants sit you butt down were taking a crap *heavy breathing* and were also gonna pee! A-A-a-a-a-a-a-oooo waters on, hot water?
still cold.cold water? *sigh* i guess well just wait. waters hot! pull the plug! oh.fu-FIXED IT first rinse off, now grab the soap i have the soap SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQE-SQUEEZE!!! FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE ESTI-OOONNNSTOOO hah... is it working? i just broke my camera! this ones my spare i found a thousand dollars! (well lets continue the song, shall we?) grab your shampoo squeeze it in your hand rub it in your hair! conditioner! dump it on your head! and maybe on your face *coughing* now rub it in. rub it in. rub it in. ha ha rub it in. rub it in. rub it in. he he rub it in. rub it in. rub it in. ho ho weeeeeeeeee... eeee... rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse it off wasnt that fun?! now one more just to come because now we get to masturbate!!