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This is a story of a guy named Greg,
Goes by Onision what a fu**ing f**.
You know he’s vegetarian,
How could you not,
He rubs it in your face & he thinks he’s hot.

Have you seen his body,
Zits everywhere,
He rants about his views,
As if anyone cares.
He’s obsessed with himself,
Have you seen his twitter?
Summed up by three words,
Dumb, pathetic & bitter.

Let’s talk about relationships,
His funniest jokes,
The only people who date him,
Are poor white folks.
His target age:
17-26,
Hey it’s legal man,
But you’re still a f***ing d**k.

Divorced his wife,
Left her high and dry,
Sees a young pop star?
Leaves his wife to die.
But oh she’s crazy,
Better rebound fast,
And yeah you guessed it that sh** didn’t last.

Film a disaster,
Girlfriend’s having a stroke,
Baby you’re not shaking enough,
Pretend you’re getting choked.
Sh** it’s not believable,
But I gotta get the views!
If I don’t start drama,
I’m gonna be old news.

Ah f*** it, I’m moving on,
Time to dump you like the rest,
High school’s just gettin out,
Gotta look my best.
I get older, they stay the same age,
Thanks for riding,
Get the fu** out my way.

Now what about his job?
Makes two vids a day,
What we gonna talk about?
Who’s fail, dumb or gay?
Hates every YouTuber,
Let’s talk about this,
Twitter diss, twitter diss,
Hate him, now I’m pissed.

He says men are inferior,
But he acts superior,
This couldn’t be eerier,
Cause head’s up his posterior.
Talks animal rights,
Constantly starts fights,
Loves to demonize whites,
Thinks he is the civil rights.

So this guy is a maniac,
Acts like he’s a brainiac,
Nickname crackerjack,
White & brain all whack.
Losing team quarterback,
Get a fu**ing heart attack,
Or at least his butt packed.
Creeper like the zodiac,

What a sad sack,
Has sand up his crack,
Jacks off to bad feedback,
Too f***ed to go back.
Ugly like a humpback,
Just a paranoiac,
Life is a cul de sac,
Rides his girlfriends bareback.

So what do we do,
About Onision,
King of the hill,
If the hill’s full of morons.
His one viral song,
That’s annoying as f***,
Was the last big break,
Fu**er’s out of luck.

We get it white knight,
You think you’re a hero,
But reality check:
You’re a cuck cuck zero.
Take no days off,
You work every day,
But you’re not likable,
Give it up, go away.

Go be a plumber,
Sionara see ya,
Get sh** instead of dish it,
Bye Felicia.

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