[Fredro talking] Now lemme do the intro What up yo? Yo I'm smokin this joint right And I was thinkin, what if I could make The perfect bitch, get all the bitches I like Knamsayin? And make my own bitch, fuck that, yo, yo
[Chorus: repeat 3X] If I could make the perfect bitch She would look just like th-is If I could make the perfect bitch
[Verse 1] She would look like Maia, face like Tamia Lips like Aaliyah, haircut like Nia Wit a twist of Halle, body like Jennifer Physique like Vivica, more soul then Erykah Not to say, bad as Beyonce Typical hood bitch like Mary J. wit a ass like Janet Jackson.. No ass like Toni Braxton titties like Janet Jackson Wit a splash of Stacey Dash, sittin phat In Prada bags, steppin out the topless jag Skin tone like Ananda, freak bitch like Madonna Wit a lotta Prada, bada like Donna Legs long like Tyra, and strong like Mya The perfect bitch jump into flames of fire Brandy mixed wit Monica, body like Veronica, perfect bitch
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[Verse 2] If I could make the perfect bitch She would look just like thid, begettes on her wrist Down on the crist, exotic bitches, switch wigs like Kim Choclate like Fox Boggie, draggin her timbs Wit a smiley face, take the charge my bitch faithful Malibu spilffs is where I take you, wish I was trapped On a island, wavy hair like Kimora Simmions, the baddest Bitch like Trina, wit a ounce of Christina, you might've Seen her brickhouse like Eve, in the black beemer Not to tall like Lisa Leslie, more like Lisa Ray Short a mix wit Lisa 'Left Eye', and Lisa Bonet She kiss the dice when I gamble, catch me cheatin Start a scandal like Taral Hicks, my ghetto Naomi Campbell Eyes like Vanessa Wills Dress to killin em softly like Lauryn Hill
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Where my down south, perfect bitches at Where my up top, perfect bitches at Where my west coast, perfect bitches at Where my ghetto, perfect bitches at Where my project, perfect bitches at