I am an asshole - yes I am and I'm gonna hurt you I am a wanker - yes I know and I'll never change
I am a sick man - yes I am and I will desert you I am a bastard and I know I won't rearrange
You don't have to run I have just begun
I am an asshole - yes I am and you'll be my quarry I am a wanker - yes I know and I won't regret
I am a sick man - yes I am and I won't be sorry I am a bastard and I know that I won't be sad
You don't have to cry love is just a lie
And when I look at you it's like the lion looks at the ram and when I'm touching you it's like the devil touching the lamb and when I'm kissing you it's like the serpent kissing the bun and when I'm loving you it's like the winter loving the sun
I am an asshole - yes I am so why don't you kill me?