One two three four! I am an asshole Yes I am And I'm gonna hurt you I am a wanker Yes I know And I'll never change I am a sick man Yes I am And I will desert you I am a bastard And I know that I won't be arranged You don't have to run I have just begun I am an asshole Yes I am And you will be sorry I am a wanker Yes I know And I want you dead I am a sick man Yes I am And I won't be sorry [ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/o/oomph!-lyrics/asshole-lyrics.html ] I am a bastard And I know that I won't be sad You don't have to cry love is just a lie And when I look at you It's like the lion looks at the lamb And when I'm touching you It's like a devil touching the lamb And when I'm kissing you It's like the summer kissing ??? And when I'm loving you It's like the winter loving the sun I am an asshole Yes I am So why don't you kill me?