Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby when we found him on the beach, there was nothin' shady you could bounce him on your knee like a ba-ba-ball and his first little word was adorable
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Thin edge of the wedge? But everybody was so happy - about Blob
Blob was popular at school he was helpful too He could get your motor runnin' with a drop of goo He was givin' it away never charged a dime But by the time he graduated Blob was business slime!
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He's givin' you the Evil Eye!
Now everybody had it they was drivin' around They was givin' up their freedoms for convenience now Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!
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It's linkin' time!
Now it was out of control n' fishy's came to depend on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end Then his empire spread and to their surprise Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!
Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein And he battled the Blob who had crossed the line He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear" I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!
But it was too late! Blob was takin' over the world! He wants your video! Ya he wants your net! He wants your drive! He wants it all!!
Somebody help us! Noooooooo! NVIDIA! Intel! Atheros! 3-Ware! VIA! ATI! Broadcom! TI! Myricom! HighPoint! Adaptec! Mylex! ICP Vortex! and IBM! Takin' over the world!