one scay night he appeared to me while I was in my bed it's the poodleman
poodleman what do you want? what have you come here for? that's not important that's what I tell to you I just want to know where are the shears?
poodleman what is your intention? what does this mean?
"I am the poodleman with the Class-Five SFLB cut on the top and sides, long in the back two bottles of Geri Curl and a crimping iron,"
no, mister poodleman, don't you dare come near me I don't want to look like the vampire of brooklyn stay away, poodleman, get the hell away from me if I wanted hockey hair, I'd learn to play the game
that's all I remember then it all went black the next things that I remember I woke up with this mullet