Royal penguin’s away He’s at the party Lying on shabby sofa with black felt cup His wallet is gone And even white tea Doesn’t have enough money to make him stand up Royal penguin’s away He’s at the party Dancing in the scrapyard all alone Royal penguin is lost And even white tea Cannot help him find his way back home (Bridge) Poor fellow I will drink that cocktail up for you Don’t worry (Chorus) Royal penguin Take off your pants I will dry, I will dry, I will dry them out for you someday Royal penguin Forget your plans I will fix, I will fix, I will fix them up for you someday, I will Royal penguin’s away He’s at the party Getting a suntan in modern deep freeze The moment is gone And now even white tea Cannot pull him out to enjoy that light breeze Royal penguin’s away He’s at the party Wondering why it’s been lasting so long Royal penguin is drunk How can white tea Teleport boozy penguin to Hong-Kong (Bridge) Bloody Mary’s Sparkling on my shoes I’m worried (Chorus) Royal penguin Take off your pants I will dry, I will dry, I will dry them out for you someday Royal penguin Forget your plans I will fix, I will fix, I will fix them up for you someday, I will (The party was a total success . Poor penguin was swilled out by that wasted guys, but who cares anyway. UFO buried some fat koala in my backyard. That’s a pity, for sure. One two one two) (Chorus) Royal penguin Take off your pants I will dry, I will dry, I will dry them out for you someday Royal penguin Forget your plans I will fix, I will fix, I will fix them up for you someday, I will