Osomatsu no zubon o Karamatsu ga haite Choromatsu no shūzu o Ichimatsu tokkaete Todomatsu no mayuge o Jyushimatsu ni kaite mo Sheeeh! Yappari dō naji mutsugo sa Dayo~n dayo~n sonna mon dayo~n Dayo~n dayo~n sonna mon dayo~n Yoku mirya chikyū wa fushigi no katamari Osomatsu ondo de yoyoinoyoi Chochoi no choi Hohoi no hoi! Osomatsu ondo de yoyoi no yoi Chochoi no choi Hohoi no hoi!
Even if Karamatsu put on Osomatsu's pants Or if Ichimatsu switched shoes with Choromatsu Or if Todomatsu drew eyebrows on Jyushimatsu Sheeeh! It's still obvious they are identical sextuplets Dayo~n Dayo~n That's how things are Dayo~n Dayo~n That's how things are If you look closely, the Earth is unveiled in mystery Osomatsu ondo de yoyoi no yoi Chochoi no choi Hohoi no hoi! Osomatsu ondo de yoyoi no yoi Chochoi no choi Hohoi no hoi!