QUIRRELL: You won't sleep on your tummy VOLDEMORT: You won't sleep on your back VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree QUIRRELL: We share some hands and fingers
VOLDEMORT: And yet the feeling lingers VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're just about as different as anyone could be
VOLDEMORT: You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill QUIRRELL: You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill! Sipping tea by the fires swell VOLDEMORT: Pushing people in is fun as well I like folding all my ties QUIRRELL: And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: I guess its plain to see when you look at you and me were different different as can be
VOLDEMORT: Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords! QUIRRELL: Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards VOLDEMORT: My new world is about to unfold QUIRRELL: You got beat by a two year VOLDEMORT: Ill kill him this time through and through QUIRRELL: Or you might just give him another tattoo
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: You really must agree when you look at you and me were different different as can-
VOLDEMORT: Ill rise again and Ill rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds QUIRRELL: Prevails! VOLDEMORT: Part of that world goes to you
QUIRRELL: When I rule the world Ill plant flowers VOLDEMORT: When I rule the world Ill have snakes And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters! (QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!