There were a dozen virgins Fresians Danes and Franks We took them for some fickin' and all we got our wanks. *Chorus Oh, we are Beowulf's army. Each a mighty Thane we'll pummel your asses and ravage your lasses and do it all again.The prettiest of the virgins she was so fair and sweet. I told her I'd a organ For where to spread my seeed. *Chorus The oldest of the virgins she was a vandal lass. I showed her my mighty weapon and she showed me her ass.The fattest of the virgins we took her for a whore. I gave her all me codpiece she still wanted more. *Chorus Her sister was from Norway She cost me 20 groats. She showed there was more ways then oneto show me oats.Her mother was from Iceland and she was very hot. It took a whole damn iceberg to cool her burning twat. *Chorus