There were a dozen virgins Fresians Thanes and Franks We took them for some pickn' But all we got were wanks. *Chorus Oh, we are Beowulf's army. Each a mighty Thane We'll pummel your asses And ravage your lasses And do it all again.
The prettiest of the virgins She was so fair and sweet. I told her I'd a organ For where to spread my seeed. *Chorus The oldest of the virgins She was a vandal lass. I showed her my mighty weapon And she showed me her ass. *Chorus The fattest of the virgins We took her for a whore. I gave her all me codpiece She still wanted more. *Chorus Her sister was from Norway She cost me 20 groats. She showed there was more ways Then oneto show me oats. *Chorus Her mother was from Iceland And she was very hot. It took a whole damn iceberg To cool her burning twat.