Victor and Toddy You and me, We're the kind of people other people Would like to be.
Toddy A little strolling?
Victor Why not!
Both Wand'ring free, We present the kind of picture People are glad to see. And we don't care that tomorrow Comes with no guarantee; We've each other for company. And come what may, You and me, we'll stay together Year after year, Won't we, my dear? "That's why we're you and...
Victor Me!
Toddy Walk this way
Victor Oh!
Toddy I taught him everything he knows
Victor And that's why he has so little left, oh!
Toddy I'll get you for that
Victor [whistling]
Toddy Oh, I love this guy!
Victor Out!
Toddy Careful now!
Victor Humm...
Toddy Twice
Both Ah...Ah!
Toddy I can fool you...
Victor No, you can't! Watch, Toddy! Humm...oom... Dah dam dah dah!
Toddy You're on your own, kid!
Victor What! What! Oh, Toddy! Humm...oom...
Both And come what may, You and me, we'll stay together Year after year, Won't we my dear? We'll always be you and me. We'll always be you ...and... Me!