I love you but I hate you Which brings to mind how much I love you We could have worked this out you know In a little room, in a little locked room I'm sorry you had to settle for Dave, the one dimensional man He's filed under cocker sucker in my little black book Sweetness can rot your teeth Bittersweet can cough on me But you hold the key, you hold the key to my little locked room, you hold the key, you hold the key to my little locked world Please let me out soon 'I lo you'