Would you like to swing on a star (whoah-ho-ho) Carry moonbeams home in a jar (whoah-ho-ho) And be better off than you are (whoah-ho-ho) Or would you rather go to Earth?
In Earth lives a creature as plain as can be (Yeah) He's not as unique as you or me His body comes in lots of different shapes (uh-huh) They say his relatives were chimps and apes But if you take my advice for what it's worth (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) You could be happy there on Earth
Or would you like to swing on a star (whoah-ho-ho) Carry moonbeams home in a jar (whoah-ho-ho) And be better off than you are (whoah-ho-ho) You could be swinging in a star (yeah, yeah) You could be swinging on a star