Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle Razzle-dazzle 'em Give 'em an act with lots of flash And the reaction will be passionate Give 'em the old hocus-pocus Bead and feather 'em. How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? Razzle-dazzle 'em And they’ll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle Razzle-dazzle 'em Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous Row after row will grow vociferous.
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox Fool and fracture 'em How can they hear the truth above the roar?
(Roar, roar, roar)
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle They'll never know you're just a bagel, Razzle-dazzle 'em And they'll beg you for more!
Give 'em the old double whammy Daze and dizzy ’em. Back since the days of old Methuselah 1 Everyone loves the big bamboozler
Give 'em the old three ring circus Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder They’ll let you get away with murder Razzle-dazzle 'em And you've got a romance
Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle Razzle-dazzle 'em Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are Long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you got no talents? Razzle dazzle 'em (Razzle dazzle 'em) Razzle dazzle 'em And they'll make you a star!