Oh potatoes and molasses If you want some, oh just ask us They're warm and soft like puppies and socks Filled with cream and candy rocks
Oh potatoes and molasses They're so much sweeter than algebra class If your stomach is grumblin' And your mouth starts mumblin' There's only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin'
Oh potatoes and molasses If you can't see 'em put on your glasses They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge You know you've eaten enough when you start seein' stars
Oh potatoes and molasses It's the only thing left on your task list They're short and stout They'll make everyone shout For potatoes and molasses For potatoes an-THAT'S ENOUGH