We three Dwarves of Ironforge drank until our bellies engorged First we chomped it then we vomited now our dinner’s been disgorged
We went out, Grimly, Boffin, and I to wander drunk beneath the night sky a shop we raided, Grimly fainted Boffin lost his left most eye
Beer of wonder, beer delight beer that makes us laugh and fight no more thinking, must have drinking each and every wondrous night
We saw King Bronzebeard out for a stroll and pelted him with a rather stale roll we made a blooper in our stupor now we’re each out on parole
Our drinking disappointed our wives Who threatened to part themselves from our lives we heard their pleas which we wouldn’t appease and drowned ourselves in 80-proof rye
Beer of wonder, beer delight beer that makes us laugh and fight no more thinking, must have drinking each and every wondrous night
Now our wives have gone away our lives no longer happy and gay we spend each hour crying a shower wallowing in retched dismay
But… at least we have our…
Beer of wonder, beer delight beer that makes us laugh and fight no more thinking, must have drinking each and every wondrous night