Gasoline Vaseline Benzene Amphetamine All the chemicals in between There ain't no cure for suicide Knew a man he went to jail His momma couldn't raise his bail Found him dangling in his cell There ain't no cure for suicide She was quite a dainty thing He held her with a diamond ring She never did have her final fling Cause there ain't no cure for suicide Bitch'in here Bitch'in there Bitch'in damn near everywhere There ain't no cure for suicide (x2) Buttered toast Greasy roast You all remember Danny most Use to hit us coast to coast Cause there ain't no cure for suicide With a pain that thrives inside my neck And lately I say what the heck Gotta pry myself up off the deck Cause there ain't no cure for suicide I really can't remember when It didn't flow right from the pen When it don't I'll carpenter again Cause there ain't no cure for suicide Once upon a greasy day I had an opportune to play Flanked by ol' Stew and Trey Cause there ain't no cure for suicide Seven seconds after I dissolve into the fiery gates of hell Locked up in a plastic tube where Sandsio lay frozen when he fell Pseudo Suicide He awoke to find that he was tumbling like the bills of buffalo Pallid in a backwards way of living was the quickest way to go Pseudo Suicide