Goin' home, late last night Suddenly I got a fright Yeah I looked throughout the window and surprised what I saw Fairy boots were dancing' with a dwarf, all right now! Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, well all right now! So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me He said "Son, son, you've gone too far. 'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."