- good afternoon ladies & gentlemen & welcome 2 PinkAirlines. we hope yer flight is enjoyable & our flight attendants are here 2 insure yer ride is as pleasant as possible. seat backs & tray tables must be in the upright & locked position durin' the take-off & landin'. all carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of u.
waiting on a ticket cuz u're lookin' 4 the ride u're feeling on top cuz u're flyin' through the sky u wanna have yer cake & u wanna eat it too everybody's always pointin' fingers at u u're damned if u do, u're damned if u don't we're always doin' all the things that we say we won't
here we go - we're ridin' on a whim connectin' with a rendezvous here we go - we're jumpin' off the wings we're goin' round in circles, it's a catch-22 yes, we're flyin' round in circles, it's a catch-22 yes, were rockin' round in circles, it's the catch-22
- if u are seated in an emergency exit aisle & feel as though u are unable or unwillin' 2 assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendant immediately. all eletrical equipment, includin' cell-phones, 2way pagers, portable cd-players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flyin' altitude of 10,000 ft.
lookin' from the outside u're always lookin' in u think u fixed the problem til it comes right back again & life seems like a trap, u're tryin' 2 get out u're searchin' 4 u cheese cuz u feel like mighty mouse u're damned if u don't, u're damned if u do u've seen all the signs but u haven't got a clue
here we go - we're ridin' on a whim connectin' with a rendezvous here we go - we're jumpin' off the wings we're goin' round in circles, it's a catch-22 yes, we're flyin' round in circles, it's a catch-22 yes, were rockin' round in circles, it's the catch-22
u are in, u are in u are in, u are in u are in for the ride of yer life
here we go - we're ridin' on a whim connectin' with a rendezvous here we go - we're jumpin' off the wings we're goin' round in circles, it's a catch-22 yes, we're flyin' round in circles, it's a catch-22 yes, were rockin' round in circles, it's the catch-22
- we realize u had many choices & on behalf of all of us at PinkAirlines we'd like 2 thank u 4 flyin' with us. we hope u have a wonderful stay wherever yer destination may be, & remember, be careful when retrievin' yer items as durin' the flight they may have shifted & might fall on u or yer neighbor's head & knock u the fuck out.
here we go - we're ridin' on a whim connectin' with a rendezvous here we go - we're jumpin' off the wings we're goin' round in circles, it's a catch-22 yes, we're flyin' round in circles, it's a catch-22 yes, were rockin' round in circles, it's the catch-22