[Verse 1:] Now here's a story 'bout a girl that I'm sure you all know She turns around when they yell (Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) You always see her at the shows, Gucci glasses on her nose Too much make up on her face or hardly wearin any clothes She ain't interested in flows, and she knows it's a fact She's always early but ain't trynna see the openin' act She wants the dough she could stack She startin' local wit rap She in the front row but really trynna go to the back Oh, excuse me, let me introduce you to the groupie Flash the car keys and the sharpie, you can autograph the coochie Now ask yourself, "How many stars can one chick date?" Her little black book resembles Kay Slay mixtapes She got 2 Source covers, 4 Grammy nominees A hot 16 in the cypher'll prolly have her on her knees But she'll have you beggin' please, cuz she's always on her toes And there's a simple way to call her, let me tell you how it goes...
[Hook:] Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi (Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi) (She's a...) Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (She's in...) Hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee (Hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee) (Now if you know her say...) Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay (Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay) Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi (Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi) (She's a...) Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (She's in...)Hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee (Hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee) (Now if you know her say...) Whoa-oh-oh (Whoa-oh-oh)
[Verse 2:] Backstage, dressin' room, just finished rippin' a set I could hardly feel my legs, my body drippin' wit sweat There was a knock at the door, I said "It's open" She walked in, a face I never seen before, but I could never forget Then she walks up to me, goes to whisper in my ear and pulls me near It's pretty clear, this chick is tryin' to seduce me She leans in closer, grabs me by the hand Puts it underneath her shirt that read "I'm with the band..." When I finished reading that, she was unzippin' my pants I tried to speak, but she just said (shhh) "I'm in command" And I ain't mad at it, in fact, the shit is fantastic Till she said somethin sporadic - "You know I loved you on Illmatic..." But I didn't let it phase me, I just figured she was crazy Then she said, "Ether was fire dog, you really crushed Jay-Z" Man, you shoulda seen my eyes, she really took me by surprise And I just thought - oh shit, this bitch thinks that I'm Nas...
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[Bridge:] Now when you see her at a show You wanna get this girl to blow Just tell her you could flow (Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hiiii) You don't really have to prove it She don't listen to the music The truth is she kinda stupid (Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Don't get gassed if she hollas Cuz she's all about the dollars But I tell you this, she swallows (Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hiiii) Take it from yours truly There'll never be a better groupie Every rappers needs a Suzie (Whooooa oh-oh)
Th.. That was great. What'd you say your name was? Su-Suzie? Iight.. ok.. yeah, yooooou gotta get the fuck outta here. Ok? No, well ya see.. here's some cab money to bounce. I got a.. I got a date... No, I got a date with this chick who thinks I'm Busta Rhymes... PEACE!