When you’ll place a real love Spit into the wishing well Never mind the heaven and Do not bother the hell
Before you ask a stupid thing Let's get the story straight ’Cause when I was a cracker cub I had no time to waste Puked a lot of Rosie Lee At my grandma’s kitchen door Sent me away to the next pub Ol’ stone called whore
It drived me nuts at first sight What a skinny cutie glass And felt in love at very first taste It makes me fuckin’ blessed
Coz we all love our Guinness It’s like black womans smile Murphy’s always looks at me With red demons eyes Miss Jameson the blond one Can heal my broken heart So let me hear some Pub’n’roll It makes my world go round.