Nylons drive me crazy Blue jeans drive me mad Some girls don't know what they're missing Some girls don't know what they've had I hope I'm not too frightening Don't want to shatter your pretty fragile brain Got psychological problems... my parents are to blame
Well why don't you come and see me when I get off the stage I'll take off my make-up in more ways than one Honey I don't always perform, some times I go in for some good clean fun
Well I can slither like a reptile I can bend like a swan I'm the bum that you will adore And I'm the king that you'll spit upon
Boy, boy, boy can I dance good Boy, boy can I dance good
How about this morning when I got out of bed Did you see what you did to me, did you hear what you said? You told me I was a waste and I'd be better off dead Then I took you close and I whispered in your ear and here's what I said
Boy, boy, boy can I dance good Boy, boy can I dance good
????? ????? just laugh at you Talking about salvation and the world is a mess But you know that I don't really even care because
Boy, boy, boy can I dance good Boy, boy cand I dance good
Good good good dance good, good good good good good Dance good Dance good Dance good