I'm Private Lee detective you can see me on the big bad screen I'm not clean, obscene, not anything but the baddest you've ever seen I'm a thorn in your side and a pain in your hide and I'm mean For anyone who pays me I'll walk in and I'll screw up your scene
Sometimes you'll find me in Milwaukee L.A. Detroit, D.C. or New York Even Boise, New Jersey or someplace in downtown Orleans
There's a guy inside who's serving time he had the nerve to try and cut me And another guy is holding up super highway No.23 Make no mistake I'm no dreamer I'm a wheeler, a dealer, and a schemer peepin' creepin' sneakin' Private Lee
Sometimes you'll find me in Milwaukee L.A. Detroit, D.C. or New York Even Boise, New Jersey or someplace in downtown Orleans