The Lord of the Rings Hobbits, Dwarves Elves and Men Kings and Queens Epicness Lord of the Rings The greatest tale ever told on your screen Potatoes
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves Aragorn fights off The nine evil Ringwraiths The Fellowship forms Saruman's a jerk Gandalf's torn from the group You shall not pass
Boromir's embedded Uruk-hai's beheaded (Like a boss) The Fellowship is broken Thank for that J.R.R. Tolkien Frodo's gone
And Sam's coming with you
Gollum leads the ring to Mordor (My Precious) Gandalf the White returns to wage war (Pip and Merry hug trees) Théoden is like Benjamin Button (He's aging backwards) Legolas surfs on a shield to defens Helm's Deep Big trees Are attacking the orcs
The sword has been reforged and Now a legion of ghosts are at hand (He's the king) Sam uses his spider slay skills While the elf and Gimli count kills (Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Mary, Aragorn) One last battle (Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor) It's good vs evil (Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Sméagol) Frodo you must (Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob) Destroy the (Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye) Ring of Power No Destroy it It's mine Destroy it It's mine
Yay!
Aragorn sits on his throne Middle Earth is saved By the smallest of things In The Lord of the Rings