I can't believe you (Or I can't believe my ears)* Did I just hear you ask: What's up with all these queers You should watch your mouth This is not the south And - You never know who'll over hear
Some of my best friends Are those guys who make you sick Some of my best friends Like to suck a little dick So what if they do Its not your point of view So - One of my best friends won't be you
I may not be gay But I know this much is true I'd rather fuck an asshole Than be one just like you This is not a threat Or at least not yet You better watch your ass Around straight people too
Some of my best friends Are those guys who make you sick Some of my best friends Like to suck a little dick So what if they do Its not your point of view So - One of my best friends won't be you
[Guitar Break:]
Some of my best friends Some of my best best friends
Some of my best friends Some of my best best friends
Some of my best friends Some of my best best friends
Some of my best friends Some of my best best friends