I saw the billboard and thought of you Low hanging balls, round and smooth I don't smoke, ain't gonna start Just 'cause they made public a private part They give pleasure, let there be no doubt I like having one in my mouth
I want to touch your Joe Camel I want to touch your Joe Camel And while we're at it, reach out and grab it Touch my Joe Camel
Take those shades off your head Let's see 'em perched between your legs Those frames you wear, hard and metallic Look good on top of something phallic Sneak up on you from the back Reach round front, feel your hardpack
I want to touch your Joe Camel I want to touch your Joe Camel And while we're at it, reach out and grab it Touch my Joe Camel
The company denies it all They say it's not a cock and balls Little kids, even they understand It's not a camel's face, but a sexual gland They don't know what it's doing to us I get turned on just by seeing a bus
I want to touch your Joe Camel I want to touch your Joe Camel And while we're at it, reach out and grab it Touch my Joe Camel