There is a place where every man who falls in battle surely will go and in this place lives a God who is their Lord one of knowledge who surely knows
Eyes are burning brightly shining on into the night heads are falling valkyries calling back the men to fight for The Terrifier Magic Mystifier preparation for victory Mighty Oh! VALHALLA they're coming Home to VALHALLA
Each day the valiant armies of the past would fight outside the hall then in the evening the vanquished would rise up with the victors and feast one and all
Written on the runes the many tales of men of old ancient kings who ruled the land a thousand years ago prayed to The Terrifier Magic Mystifier for knowledge and Victory Mighty Oh! VALHALLA they're coming home to VALHALLA
Come the final battle Odinn charges on his steed Fenrir's foe is thrusting home but it was not to be now The Terrifier Magic Mystifier Vanquished but he will live on Mighty Oh! In VALHALLA He's living on In VALHALLA VALHALLA!