if the universe is infinite then that means there's a planet in some distant fucking galaxy where i am the president and i am good at my job and everybody loves me because i eliminated poverty cured cancer and fed your family
if the universe is infinite then that means there's a nebula where i am a rock star smashing flying v guitars playing scorching metal songs everybody sings along and i melt their faces off yeah i melt their faces clear off
if the universe is infinite then that means there's a galaxy where no one even speaks to me even treats me decently and that's a really sad thought so maybe i ought to stop this existence is the one i have and thankfully it's not all that bad
cause the universe may be infinite but i don't really give a shit i don't wanna be those things anyway