Yo, I'm Eva Longoria And this is my storia one sweet homegirl who comes from Astoria. I'm latin, thighs like satin! I'm here to host, I ain't doin no chatting. I'm a latte, On a hot day, Fast and cheap like Maserati. But when I'm talkin' Let me make it clear Pay attention boys, yo my eyes are up here! I'm a queen Eeee, I am the host, And any time I want I can order french toast. Yooo. Anytime. Not all day. They have to make it for me. That's right! Cause I'm a host!