That's right! I'm in the house! Here it comes! Extra, extra, read all about it! The best burgers in town from all around! People from around the world, come and get it! The line goes around like a merry go round! Cut! (Yes, you gotta, you gotta) Heat! (Mm yes very good. Very nicely. And) Toast! (Mmhm Mm, you gotta, you got to, you got to, you got to) Cook! (You know, haha. You're doing good now. Come and now) Cut! (Mmmm! Very nice! You gotta) Heat! (Ta-ta-ta-ta) Toast! (Ha ha yes, very nice. And now) Cook! (Yes! Right!) Burgers or fries, a shake or a friend, If you're hungry simply line up in the end! Come on people gather round, We got everything from all around! Cut the lettuce! (You got to) Heat the grill! (Mm, yeah, toast ah-toast) Toast the buns! (My buns are very toasty) Cook the patties! (Serve, serve, serve, serve) Serve the drinks! (Serve them! Come on, hurry up! And) Melt the cheese! (Ow! Ha ha ha,) French the fries! (French them.) Sweep the floors! The ketchup, the mustard the salt and the pepper, pour it on right 'cause we got no extras Yo watch the grill, control the flame guys, follow the rules stay productive and wise! (And) Cook those burgers! (mmm) Turn the patty over! (Hey, come on and) Watch them fries! Better execute sooner! (Ohhhhhhhhh!!) Bring on the ketchup! Don't forget the cheese! Bring on the mustard! Handle it with ease! Burgers, burgers, is all we have in mind, we cook the best! Tastes better than wine! Now put it on a tray! Is it for here or to go? Any which way it tastes good you know! Cook those burgers, turn the patty over! (Uh, yeah. Come on and) Cut the lettuce, don't forget the cheese! (Uh, I said) Toast the buns, french the fries! (French, come on, and..) Bring on the ketchup, sweep the floors!
Beard Burger Master: Yeah, Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about! Now go serve those burgers right now!