When trouble is a brewing And things are getting weird The bad guys are lurking And they've got the world a feared We need a superhero With a cool hat and beard It's Abe Lincoln Man
He doesn't shoot bullets Or fly through the air Drive a fancy car Or have a secret lair But he's really kinda tall And he's extra super fair He's Abe Lincoln Man
Abe Lincoln Man [x2] The presidential hero Abe Lincoln Man When he takes a stand Evildoers cry in fear Oh no, no, no
Well, the robbers and the crooks They think they're out of reach But they're gonna learn a lesson Honest Abe is gonna teach He kicks a little butt Then he makes a little speech