He's the Wizard of Cupcake Mountain At Castle Cling-Clang He does dwell With his seagull Mister Cranford They guard the sprinkles from Cupcake Troll
Soaring through the canyons on his emerald rocket cycle He comes across a gang of evil gargoozles marauding He must take quick action to defend the frosting river
And they battle on....
Vorpal Flash! Lightning Strike! Potion Quaff! Scroll Recite! Swords and shields bash and clang Angry words are exchanged...
If you're ever on Cupcake Mountain And hear the Castle's tolling bell Say a prayer for Mister Cranford And the Wizard who there does dwell...