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I stayed up till 5 am again
Fa fa fa fa fa fa Facebook stalking
My more successful friends
Jack's got a house, Jane's in Tangier
I made 11 thousand dollars last year
Your girlfriend's a ten, mine's not even real
Facebook stalking my more successful friends

Jeff just got cast on a HBO show
I'm on my ass watching HBO GO
But I can't pay attention 'cause I'm cheking my phone
Facebook stalking my more successful friends

You got 99 likes on a pic on Throwback Thursday
Of you doing hover with Helen Hunt
My timeline's dead year around except my birthday
(Oh so sad)
And I haven't had a friend request in months

But I only get half the story when
I'am Fa fa fa fa fa fa Facebook stalking
My more successful friends
'Cause Jack's new house just got repossessed
Jane's in jail in Tangier for writting fake checks
HBO got Zach Braff and fired poor Jeff
And Jeff's cat just got feline AIDS
(That's the worst kind of AIDS there is)

They all make it look like they're living the dream
But nobody's life is as cool as it seems
You can bet your sweet ass they're just al lonely as me
Facebook stalking my more successful friends
Facebook stalking my more successful friends


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