I know you think you love her but dude it's such a bummer how you chase that girl around You've been fighting all her battles if she's really worth the hassle you'd be living in the castle by now It makes me sick how you break these bricks for a girl who barely knows you exist Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun Dude I think you've to a problem Mario get your ($&@!) together bro You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives Just let her go Mario you're a next level bro and she's a jump too short when the clock is running low Hey Mario get your ($&@!) together Hey Mario or you'll chase this (@&$?!) forever Warp zone friend zone high score no more stalking this chick in a Koopa-Troopa town Live life easy like Luigi ain't never let a Ho get em' down Let Koopa keep her bro grab a flower and go we'll jump the flag pole and light up the night Hit rainbow road with toad we spinning them tires and spitting hot fire The peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking code You're a plumber a doctor a race car driver an athlete a spaceman a super smash survivor you've got coins like mad get a bachelor pad down In co-co beach where the bunnies at yeah get up get up get off the floor she's not the one worth fighting for