I write songs for Pam from The Office cause I think that she’s hot a dollar ten worth of gas please cause it’s all that I’ve got a cellphone with my own ringtone except the speaker is blown I’ll bring it back I’m in the zone it’s like I’ve never wanted anything till I saw you but now I’m doing everything a boy can do to be as smooth as Efron big TV turn it on cause I’m a media consumer till now I’m hearing rumors that
The world has gone insane We’ve lost our brains we need a longer vacation and less medication to help us through the crazy we do I’m not nervous cause I know that I’m not alone
I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone
(The world is spinning off its axis)
They said by year 2010 our cars would be flying why the hell am I still grounded then are scientists still trying cause we’ve all been mislead We’ll just download instead till the entire population's stealing college education from the internet get set cause I’ve been doing yoga I will stretch until my stress is gone I probably should have told you I’m like an extra on Lost so is Locke really dead I wonder how we’ll get off Hey that's what she said
She said the world has gone insane We’ve lost our brains we need a longer vacation and less medication to help us through the crazy we do I’m not nervous cause I know that I’m not alone
I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone
A thousand times I’ve come to find disasters that I’ve left behind Cristal no it’s a box of wine now A million plays on my YouTube Titanic in my Netflix cue throw away your Rubik's Cube You’re never gonna figure it out
The world has gone insane We’ve lost our brains we need a longer vacation and less medication to help us through the crazy we do I’m not nervous cause I know that I’m not alone
I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone
I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone I'm not alone