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If I had a Rocket Launcher
(If I had a Rocket Launcher)
Well I'd shoot you in the feet
(I would shoot you in the feet)
If I had a Rocket Launcher
(If I had a Rocket Launcher)
Well you'd go down in defeat
(All I have to do is camp and wait for you to attack)
If I had a Rocket Launcher
(If I had a Rocket Launcher)
Well, I'd score two frags at once
(A nice Reliant fast double kill)
If I had a Rocket Launcher I wouldn't die...

If I had a Rocket Launcher
I wouldn't let them capture the flag
If I had a Rocket Launcher
I'd send them home in a body bag
If I had a Rocket Launcher
Maybe we could superjump to the top of Zanzibar
You know, we could just go up there and hang out.
Bungie says you can't get banned for it, and you can just sit up there and fire rockets down upon your opponents with impunity.
It's a lot safer than camping in the stairwell,
As long as you know how to keep from getting sniped.
I hate snipers.

If I had a sniper rifle
(If I had a sniper rifle)
Well, I'd shoot you in the head
(I'd put a single anti-matter round in your head)
If I had a sniper rifle
(If I had a sniper rifle)
Well, I'd kill you from across the map
(Yep, I could kill you if I could see you)
If I had a sniper rifle
(If I had a sniper rifle)
Well, I'd need something for close range
(Ooh, like that crazy energy sword)
And If I had a sniper rifle I wouldn't die...

If I had a sniper rifle
It's my favorite weapon on Coagulation
If I had a sniper rifle
It allows me to kill you as soon as you spawn
If I had a sniper rifle
We almost be guaranteed to be winners
But we wouldn't be winners
Of course we wouldn't, some noob would get lucky and take our snipers
They'd probably use a vehicle to take us out, or maybe a battle rifle
Or maybe a plasma pistol combined with a battle rifle.
Oh man, I hate it when they do that.

If I had a plasma pistol
(If I had a plasma pistol)
Well, I'd take down all your shields
(Then put a three round burst in your head)
And if I had a plasma pistol
(If I had a plasma pistol)
Well, I'd use it to beat you down
(Embrace disgrace, and quit to try to save face)
And if I had a plasma pistol
(If I had a plasma pistol)
Well, I'd wield it with a magnum
(I'd get a one shot kill with the magnum)

If I had a plasma pistol
I wouldn't die...

If I had a plasma pistol, If I had a plasma pistol
If I had a sniper rifle, If I had a sniper rifle
If I had a Rocket Launcher
I would win.

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